So, my IUD is implanted into my uterine lining. Barf. I have to have a procedure to have it removed. Barf again. It really hurts. It's lame. I am so, so over this whole drama with my womb. No more after Tuesday. Just get this IUeffingD out of my body and leave my uterus alone!
(Note to S: You are totally worth all the trouble and pain. The joy you brings outweighs any and all suffering. You are dear and perfect and wanted!)